Security Test

To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people.

They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year-old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winners. Now even the vice-president is subject to search.

Let's pause a moment and take the following test:

In 1972, at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

(a) Olga Korbut

(b) Sitting Bull

(c) Holly-By-Golly and Night Hawk

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40.

In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

(a) Elvis

(b) Lost Norwegians

(c) Pino and Biagio

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

During the 1980's, a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

(a) Bart Simpson

(b) The King of Sweden

(c) Napa Mac and the crew at Mazza Winery

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut were blown up by:

(a) Geraldo Rivera

(b) Pee Wee Herman

(c) Jey E Lynch and JT from MD

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:

(a) The Smurfs

(b) Pamela Anderson

(c) Georgette, Flobees and Fogette

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens, and a US Navy diver was murdered by:

(a) Captain Kidd

(b) Mother Teresa

(c) Hank and Slow Poke

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

(a) Scooby Doo

(b) The Tooth Fairy

(c) Butch Cassidy, The Sundance Kid and E=MC2

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by:

(a) Dr. Pepper

(b) Grandma Moses

(c) Hatboro Mike and Amy in PA

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

(a) Mr. Rogers

(b) The Muppets

(c) HTML {ED}

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and crashed into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and an open field in Shanksville, PA, wherein thousands of people were killed, by:

(a) Mr. Bean

(b) Wile E. Coyote

(c) John of Lower Marion

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

(a) Enron

(b) The NFL

(c) Nasty Bank Tellers

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

(a) Billy Graham

(b) Captain Kangaroo

(c) Where's George users from PA who have no profile

(d) Muslim males between the ages of 17 & 40

Nope, no pattern here!!!